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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 16:51

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

There’s another leak on the ISS, but NASA is not saying much about it - Ars Technica

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Goldfinger

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is there porn on TikTok?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do you write?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”